crapeed

Mis-pronounciation of a L4D2 player's name.

dude that crapeed guy is cheating

by droxizzz December 19, 2021

Craperater

It where you can't quit pooping on yourself.

The craperater just stunk up the whole bashroom.

by 007littlebear August 12, 2022

crapezoid

"The crapezoid derives from the quadrilateral polygon known as a trapezoid. Simply stated, it is a turd with parallel sides and uneven ends." This definition nicely dovetails with the actual definition of a trapezoid.

Crapezoidal turds are not rare; in fact, the crapezoid accounts for about 99.99999983% of all turds.

by G. Gordon Schiltkraut September 12, 2023

Crapeine

A crapeine dream is when you dream of anything but all the characters are puppets.

Oh! I had a crapeine dream last night, it was like the Muppets!

by Urbaneer101 February 3, 2025

crapestry

The rich tapestry of the crappy details of someone's experience battling mental health issues or trauma.

She had a horrific crapestry in her upbringing that still affects her behavior as an adult.

by Adelcrite December 9, 2025

a crapella

Sung (badly) while listening to music with headphones.

Hey dude u a crapella. wut is a crapella? *walks away*

by funnehgamez100 September 7, 2022

Carpet Bass

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.

Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.

by ThreeHills June 4, 2007