Person 1: Oh my gosh my boyfriend won't leave me alone! He's ALWAYS with me.!
Person 2: You need to leave him. He's being such a crazy mikel
Person 2: You need to leave him. He's being such a crazy mikel
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Get the Crazy Kyler mug.The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.
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Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!
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