Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.

by Bearded man September 15, 2018

Beard Wax

Worn by pseudo-hipsters who are part of the the "...let's all be individualists and wear the same beard and haircut along with horned rim glasses if you need them..." crowd.

"Look there's another douche wearing beard wax, what are they clones?"

by JJJ2.0 October 17, 2018

Beardpliment

V. The act of complimenting one's beard.

He said my beard was nice. I got a beardpliment!

by Phoenix435 January 3, 2019

beardbag

teabagging someone with your beard instead of your nuts.

That manly lumberjack over there probably beardbags his girlfriend all the time!

by Vlad Diesel February 11, 2019

BeardedCharmer

A BeardedCharmer is a man with substantial facial hair that can magically make the panties drop.

Hey look at Jenkins what a BeardedCharmer.

by Mikeysaysfuku February 12, 2019

BeardedToaster

Some fucking Tigger Nigger that molests 9 year olds for a hobby

call the cops I see beardedtoaster

by bigtrittianimations February 20, 2019

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts April 30, 2019