Max

Max

Max is a truly amazing guy witha great sense of humour, he has amazing blond hair and is usually super tall, he is caring and so hot he makes you want to just stare at him all day. He knows how to make a girl feel great but somtimes his personality gets the best of him and he can hurt the girl he loves most. Max will most likely try to keep it hidden that he likes you but when you find out he will do everything to make sure you are happy, if you ever met a max keep him cause they are definitely keepers.

Max

Hey, why don't you ask him out?

Cause How could a girl like me ever have a chance with an amazing guy like him?

by Girl with a 4 year crush November 25, 2019

Max

A tall toe walking kid who has to get a surgery because he's so stupid he couldn't learn to fucking walk correctly.
Overall faggot.

You look retarded just like max.

by dreadwolf190 November 26, 2019

Max

A name for a typical fuck boy usally a big white guy, who gives zero fucks about other people and kicks them off the rugby team.

There goes Max again thinking he’s coach Dowdell
Max is big for no reason
Max kicked Curtis off the rugby team

by Max the goat February 24, 2019

Max

Is a person that you directly like as soon as you meet them . He makes you laugh and you can be yourself around him. He’s always goofing around and making fun of you(in a friendly way) and you just can’t hate a Max. A Max can make you think that you’re the one and only person and that you’re special to them, though they only stab you in the back. The Problem is though that you can’t be mad at them because of their behavior . You will never forget a Max.

#goofy #Max #athletic

by Today’s Revolution March 1, 2019

Max

Max's are handsome, athletic, hilarious, and talented singers. They will always be there to cheer you up and their smile will always give you a beautiful feeling. Max's knows how to treat them girls right, get yourself a Max ladies~.

Max's most compatible lovers are Angie's

"What's that guys name?"
"Oh, his name is Tom."
"I thought their name was Max for a second."

by Autumna and Angela March 3, 2019

Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019