f tucker

not very bad way to say fucker or shit

frank drops his camera and says f tucker i cant believe i did that

by billybobjoes May 5, 2010

Rape Ticket

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.

There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.

by namfonos November 14, 2012

watz tha ticket on it

as in: "How are you?" "What's up?" "What are you doing?"

Aye kinfolk whats tha ticket on it?

by Antoinette May 13, 2005

Golden Ticket

When you receive a piece of paper (or similar) that you can turn in for something exciting.

(Midnight releases at the Video Game store Gamestop use this, you pay for the game, they give you the receipt that you must bring back to get the game at Midnight)

I just went to Game Stop and got my Golden Ticket for the Call of Duty:Black Ops midnight release tonight!

by TeccaN9nja February 20, 2011

Penis Tickler

A straw taped to a kangaroo that never existed in the first frame of the movie but is edited in every other frame from then on.

"Inception was a Penis Tickler"
"Juggling is impossible if you're dead. Penis Tickler"

by AssGypsy October 15, 2011

tucker the fucker

A guy named Tucker who fucks a LOT of people

Have you seen Tucker the fucker? I hear he's amazing in bed

by Anonymous panda named Jim February 19, 2017

Tucker

The ancestral lineage of a group of transient people found living by the Thames London in the 1300's. The group was synonymous for scavenging for food and are the first known humans to successfully live off eating effluent and excrement flowing down the river. Not commonly seen in public and with no real language of their own, their only known word was the word “TUCKER”. The ‘Tuckers’ were commonly seen by dried river beds excitedly devouring whole lakes of excrement.

Holy shit batman, i can smell a Tucker a comin

by George Mellior October 13, 2008