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River North Landmine

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021
mugGet the River North Landminemug.

carson north

My oc. A crazy motherfucker. A redhead with heterochromia idrium (the only hetero thing about him-) one eye being violet and one being bright green. Pretty fuking g a y too.
Ruby: “Carson North, you fucked up

Carson North: *cri*
by Acrazyperson132 October 21, 2019
mugGet the carson northmug.

North ridgeville schools

The kids are very homophobic and racist. New principle isn’t it and likes little kids better than his wife. Lots of fights and drügs (mostly wêëd) teachers disrespect students and then the students get in trouble when they react (poor jordy :/)
Parent: hey kid how was your first day at north ridgeville schools today
Kid: someone got busted with węéd in the bathroom and some other kids got in a fight and one kid got in trouble when a teacher swore at him for no reason.
by Asthmaurmom April 20, 2022
mugGet the North ridgeville schoolsmug.

North Korea

The most demonized, slandered, and propagandized country in history. The genuine problems and issues faced by North Korea have been so incredibly magnified to cartoonish proportions by Western liberal media that some people genuinely believe their leader eats babies and everyone there are all cannibals. This ridiculous, absolutely absurd caricature of North Korean society, spread by the US state department and liberal journalist sensationalism is a disease that must be stamped out as soon as possible, lest we continue to hinder and dumb down our critical thinking skills for all eternity.
Western Liberals: "NOOOO!!! NORTH KOREA IS A SATANIC HELL-HOLE, RULED BY THE SPAWN OF LUCIFER HIMSELF! HOW DARE YOU SO ANYTHING REMOTELY AGAINST THE POPULAR US STATE NARRATIVE SPREAD BY BOURGEOIS MEDIA! BURN IN HELL, YOU STUPID TOTALITARIAN COMMIE BASTARD!!!!"

Stop for a moment, and actually think about all the narratives that have been drilled into your mind all your life since the moment you were born.
by tomboylover69 February 18, 2025
mugGet the North Koreamug.

North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
by t pot February 6, 2019
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North Dakota Tea Time

The act of pouring scolding hot tea into a woman's vagina or anus and drinking it.
Marshall: Dude I gave Janet a North Dakota Tea Time last night
Chris: That's disgusting
by CaptainIceman December 22, 2015
mugGet the North Dakota Tea Timemug.

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north
no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop
by bitchimtired May 28, 2018
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