hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

non driving senior

Loser high school seniors who don’t drive. Sometimes referred to as a NDS or someone who sucks at life

Girl: That guy is a non driving senior, that’s why he has no friends

Other girl: oh that makes sense

by ppeessuuddoonnyym November 6, 2022

driving through toledo

Get your dick so deep in someone during intercourse that it moves their insides around.

I got so deep inside her that I was driving through Toledo.

by DrawTap88 October 23, 2022

be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

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c#-x--x--x--x---x--x--x--x--x--x----------11-11-11-----11-11-11-------------------------------------------------------------------------
g#-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------9--9--9--------9--9--9-------------------------------------------------------------------------
c#-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------9--9--10p9---9--9--10p9--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Deftones fan- Hey, could you tell me the be quiet and drive (far, far away) main riff tab

Deftones expert - d#-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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g#-9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9--9---------9--9--9--------9--9--9-------------------------------------------------------------------------
c#-0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---------9--9--10p9---9--9--10p9--------------------------------------------------------------------------

by epsteinislandnewowner March 23, 2025

drive-by psychiatry

Drive-by psychiatry is when a total stranger (usually not a mental health professional) tries to diagnose you based on your interactions. This is very common on social media and internet comment sections.

To make this online space more inclusive, we ask that members refrain from drive-by psychiatry, especially while arguing with someone you disagree with.

by xxNOxxx July 1, 2021

Boot-Kiss driving

Bumper to bumper driving, where the driver behind your car misses ramming into your car by a few breathless seconds.

The driver behind me was practising Boot-kiss driving. My heart leapt out when he stopped short of ramming into my car by a few seconds.

by Fleur-de-lis April 30, 2010

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023