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Air gapped human

By definition, a computer that has never been connected to the internet, completely clean and clear of any potential hack. The urban definition of an air gapped person is a human who is totally off the grid, has no internet, app, online usage, no digital footprint.
That weird dude in Montana who lives in the mountains without electricity is an air gapped human.
by jillebean October 2, 2015
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Hot Air Balloon

When you're going down on a girl and she farts in your mouth. But she farts so hard it fills up your cheeks with hot air.
Hey bro, I went down on Sara last night and she set off a "hot air balloon" in my mouth!
by Linzee BeeRadley April 8, 2021
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Fennel air cracker

Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit
“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”
by Stewie’s Mummy April 16, 2021
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Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex
Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.
by Eric70 September 11, 2016
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MacBook Air 11'

The thing that apple created obviosly in a rush just to make a quick buck. Marketed as powerful when in reality a Toaster could outperform it. Only good thing about it is that it is indestructible. Apple made no case for it and they have stopped making it now. Thank you for saving the younger population from having to buy one because it is one of the cheapest apple products.
by Margie Thatcher December 4, 2017
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Special Air Service

A special forces unit of the British Army. It was founded in 1941 as a regiment and later reconstituted as a corps in 1950. The unit specialises in a number of roles including counter-terrorism, hostage rescue, direct action and covert reconnaissance.
by The Unabombe June 19, 2021
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Air out the pocketbook

Leaving your underwear off while you sleep. AKA, giving the vajayjay a breather.
I'm going to air out the pocketbook tonight. I ran 10 miles today, the cooter's a bit sweaty.
by Nimmphomaniac September 5, 2016
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