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Tard

Tard (To airy rectified Drumstick) Means when someone isn't listening to you side of the argument (Noun)
You're being a tard!
by bailey bridge August 9, 2023
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bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.
That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.
by poxifide January 18, 2011
mugGet the bag of tardsmug.

dupli-tard

said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.

ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
Person 1: "Did you just hear Ashtyn?"
Person 2: "Yah, right? What a dupli-tard!"
by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009
mugGet the dupli-tardmug.

F- tard

YOU F- TARD!!!
by F- tard January 8, 2018
mugGet the F- tardmug.

Fuck tard

Why the hell are you such a fuck tard.
by Cheek clapper 123 May 5, 2020
mugGet the Fuck tardmug.

tard

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce
by nobody else here August 18, 2020
mugGet the tardmug.

Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
tard lard turd
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
mugGet the Tardmug.

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