Nectar of the Tards

A sickly sweet, yellow-green carbonated soft drink also known a Mountain Dew. It is said by retards that Mountain Dew gives gives them other-worldly hyper-awareness and the ability to crash into passers-by at public libraries while they attempt lame skateboarding moves.

Chris guzzled a pint of Nectar of the Tards before running into old people coming out of the library entrance.

Nectar of the Tards by zardoz88 December 13, 2009

tards, etc 

defines a large or small group of select individuals who have no clue what they are doing and excel in the mastery of incompentency and mediocracy

Joe and his colleague Olivia are real tards, etc as they never think outside the box and both disappoint senior management without fail.

tards, etc by quantasaurous June 23, 2009

tardigan 

A sweater for special people

When Corky took Amanda out on a date, he wore his very best tardigan.

tardigan by rocjok April 28, 2011

Tardo Retardo 

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

Tardo Retardo by TB_26 February 27, 2009

tardtastic 

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.

"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"

tardtastic by Zephyr May 4, 2004

Tardspark 

Similar to the "Allspark" in the Transformers franchise which sparks independent life in electronic/mechanical objects upon contact, the Tardspark is a person who acts like a tard and sparks a spontaneous chain-reaction of tard-like behavior in those people around him/her. A person who encourages and/or instigates tard-like behavior in others.

Otherwise peaceful gathering in the movie theater courtyard. Suddenly, tard A starts yelling at and mooning passersby - convinces his friends to do the same. Security guard shows and arrests all. Onlooker shakes head and comments, "the fucking tardspark strikes again."

Tardspark by GuidorfTheBiscuitKing June 1, 2009

Tardictorian 

A person that has the lowest class rank in his or her class.

Bill ranked 532 out of his class of 532. Billy is a tardictorian.

Tardictorian by Easwim April 12, 2010