potato aim

A person with terrible aim, originated in World Of Tanks, yet the phrase has spread into other games such as Fortnite.

That guy has potato aim!

by trollface 5333 January 21, 2019

potato chip

Fragile or injury prone. Usually used in describing a talented athlete with a knack for getting hurt at inopportune times. Refers to the brittle nature of the snack food.

Marcus Camby is a good player but he's a potato chip, he hasn't been active for half the games during his career, nursing one injury or another.

by Henry Gomez January 28, 2006

Potato dick

A penis that is larger and fatter than most. Known to make a woman fall in love when she feels it inside of her.

Girl: bitch guess what the fuck happened to me last night?
Friend: what?
Girl: I slept with this guy and he has a potato dick!
Friend: ooo I want some!

by Lucky Lucy December 30, 2017

Stage Potato

When a musician in a band stands on stage playing an instrument and they’re planted to the spot, no movement

Dave was playing bass in a band and he stood there like a total fucking stage potato

by Marvin Vadgebanger August 22, 2017

specular potato

Youtuber who plays hypixel, he sucks dw

Specular potato sucks

by Xoinck October 29, 2020

Potato Mashing

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.

Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.

by Brown Toothbrush January 15, 2016

crusty potato

When you take a crap on a pillow and smear a person's face around in it. Then you force the person to let it harden on their face.

Dude, I don't think i can sleep in a bed anymore, that crusty potato ruined it for me.

by sshhaawwttaayyy January 6, 2010