Pocket shower

A water bottle

Zoe: "can I have some of your pocket shower, I'm feeling hot".
Lexie: "no bitch get yo own pocket shower!"

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rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

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A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.

John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.

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The act of pleasuring ones self before a shower. A common act that has never really been given a term till now.

I can't wait to get home from work and pre-shower, shower, eat, and then go to bed.

Pre-Shower by MF1212 August 7, 2017

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"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

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This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.

Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.

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The art form of beating your dick to AFV (America’s Funniest Home Videos) all the while your friends throw hamsters mercilessly at you.

Man I’m so horny I could really go for a hamster shower right about now.

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