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twat shot 

What seperates good porn from bad art. A full view of what makes a woman a woman.
There aint no twat shots. It's crappy porn and shitty art.
twat shot by benther July 17, 2011
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You Shot a Cow 

To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake.
*Following a breif period of silence where it dawns on everyone what an idiot Robin has just been*
Stu: Hey man, you're an idiot, you shot a cow on that one!
You Shot a Cow by RTO October 30, 2005

faux cum shot 

You get out a pump bottle of lotion. You are priming the pump, but, you are too busy looking at your face in the mirror to realize there is a lotion booger in the nozzle of the dispenser.
While you think the nozzle is still shooting blanks, the first shot of lotion, deflected by the lotion booger in the nozzle, shoots sideways causing a FAUX CUM SHOT to appear at the bottom of your blouse! Hopefully, you will notice it before you get to work, go shopping, or visit someone.

man shot 

An enormous amount of alcohol to confirm your masculinity.
What James Bond consumes in Casino Royale after killing two men. "This man shot reinvigorated me!" (note: this was not said in the movie.)
man shot by RDA08 November 24, 2006

dick shot 

when a guy gets hit there mentally
GIRL: good... now i need to find some more inspiration...
GUY: and im not inspirational??
That was a HUGH dick shot!
GIRL: (roll eyes) stupid ego.
dick shot by ego_breaker July 25, 2009

Shame Shot 

This is the drink that one consumes after they have lost a bet. Some sick shame shots include the hairy cocktail and the baby maker... Some shame foods include a Natasha Cake...
Rory: "Shit, she was a man"
Joe: "A deals a deal. Drink this shame shot."
Rory: "What's in it?"
Joe: "It's a Hairy Cocktail"
Rory: "Why is there hair in it?!?!"
Shame Shot by EdinieDePoPo June 21, 2011