limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Lil barnacles #1 fan November 27, 2022

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

suspension noodle

The act of hanging oneself.

We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.

by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Boston noodle

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out

Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!

by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022

Noodling

To obsess over the details of something where the details don't necessarily need that level of detail. In the visual effects industry, this is also referred to as “pixel fucking”.

I’m never gonna get this out in time if Dave keeps noodling the details on this shot!

by Tt223 October 23, 2022

Mc Noodled

A meth head doing the face tweak and jerking their limbs wildly.

Man, that dude on the corner looks likes he's been Mc Noodled.

by Car eyes January 1, 2022