apple muffin

The best muffin in town.

Oh my god that apple muffin was orgasmic!

by wizzlez January 19, 2009

neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

morning muffin

Morning sex as soon as you awake.

I awoke this morning to
My morning muffin.

by Bullpit February 5, 2018

Muffin Fucker

Someone who says they have done things, usually sexual things, that they have never actually don

Dude I talked to some people, turns out John never got head from her, he's such a Muffin Fucker

by No Mc January 17, 2008

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

Jungle Muffins

A woman's breasts
It is commonly used in the abbreviated version, "J-Muffs."

Guy 1: "That girl has great Jungle Muffins."
Guy 2: "Yes, her breasts are exquisite, and prominently displayed."

by Andres 1 August 11, 2008

love muffin

the squishy part of your vagina, is used for reproduction.

my love muffin is attracted to your dong (dick)

by rectum66669 April 13, 2015