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Jordan

Jordan is typically a dumb cunt, Is the SSO and will stop at nothing to tell everyone he’s the SSO when In uniform Jordan stinks and can not wear it properly.
Ugh I just got cancer, ahh well atleast my names not Jordan
by Yahboi69696969 April 1, 2019
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Jordan

A fucking whore bag who fucks ppl with the letters n, a, k
Me: did u hear what Jordan did ?
Friend: yea she fucked Anthony too
by User728273 March 9, 2019
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Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
by crackheadkate August 11, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is a sexy beast and absolute legend with a massive penis. He is so well known for his massive penis in fact, that everyone wants to get it in their mouth. Everyday, thousands of boys and girls alike, across the globe scream “JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!” And then tragically die because they couldn’t handle the wrath of Jordan’s penis. Jordans fall in love with Neds around the age of 13. They will then proceed to create thousands of baby Jordans and Neds every day.
“JORDAN PLEASE PUT THAT HUMONGOUS DONG IN MY MOUTH BABY! UUGGHH, THATS IT BABY! FUCK ITS COMING OUT OF MY ASS!!! GET IT OUT OF ME!! IM GOING TO BLOW!”
by Idk12534 October 3, 2022
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jordan

a beautiful boy with typically dark brown hair and beautiful eyes that can draw you in, beautiful long eyelashes that even sometimes you can get jealous of.., he seems like a stuck up person at first but when you get to know him and his past it all really makes up for everything and you start to see the true and real him, a beautiful boy who just needs to be held, starting to feel a nuture for him. he’s hardworking and never had to chase girls, for they chased him, a handsome smile and he’s usually always playful and fun to be around. very protective and knows what is his.
look at jordan over there… he’s been so quiet recently “
by kindaconfused November 21, 2023
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Jordan Ofsink

He is a very cute kid who has a lot of stubble on his face and is always shaving. He loves to poop and not wipe his butt. He is very attractive man and all the girls love him. He goes to retro gym everyday with his friends. He is getting huge every single day and uses creatine. He drives a Honda accord and picks up mad women. He loves to drive in sport mode because that is very cool and chicks dig it
OMG!!! Is that Jordan Ofsink the cutest kid in Syosset High School
by Black default skin March 10, 2022
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jordan

blonde and always depressed and loves bleach.
by jojo1559 February 1, 2018
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