The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones
by Young JIZZA October 11, 2009
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Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.
Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.
by JakDotExe July 07, 2023
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Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings
stop being a greedy Janice Jones
by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019
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Rhys Owen Jones

Typicallyloves dick in his mouth especially strap on and he loves to fuck boys and girls typically a boy who likes girls with basic names like Demi leah and Izzy
Oh my it is rhys Owen Jones .
Don’t worry he will give you one for 5 pound
by John Alterwick June 07, 2019
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bridget jones

a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
who’s that?

that’s bridget jones!

she’s absolutely amazing!
by cpsister13 June 06, 2019
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