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Jizz Whiz

The act of going to the bathroom to relieve yourself (Pissing) right after the completion of intercourse or masturbation (Cumming), or both happening simultaneously by accident or with intent.
"After 50 minutes of thrusting and teasing, Jeff came all over his partner oozing them down. With some short breaths of relief, he waddled his way to the bathroom, took the toilet seat up, and proceed to release all the piss he had stored up in him. Jeff just did a Jizz Whizz."
by JTL07 June 11, 2023
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Jizz Quiz

1. When you take a blind taste test at the Sperm Bank in order to identify your Male lover.

2. When you are extremely ready to take a test at school and you have so many facts in your head that you are turning blue from holding it in and you cannot wait to 'bust all over that quiz you stupid bitch.'

3. Something you ask your date if they want to come inside and study for.
Yuh, I asked Shorty if they wanna take my Jizz Quiz after we took a few xannies and that bitch done Aced the exam & even got that extra credit.
by herbertonic June 19, 2023
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Jizz feather

When he cums on your chest and you fall asleep, then peel it off in the morning. What you’ve got is a jizz feather.
by Not xhxu June 26, 2021
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jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards
went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet
by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017
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Jizz Monkey

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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Jizz of Miatas

A Jizz refers to a group of white miatas
Did you get passed by that jizz of Miatas? Yes, there must have been 5 of them!
by Ernie Ernu February 19, 2025
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jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
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