squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper
teacher i did my work cough *squid work*
by danny manny fanny May 02, 2022
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Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.
"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."
by pcvbg26 August 27, 2011
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Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.
"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."
by Sapphire Storm March 11, 2024
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SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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Light work

To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.
Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work
by Wildfire 2.0 August 01, 2022
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