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Full House 

A late 80's early 90's TV show with a cheesy plot line and actors.

Here is a definition for each character...

Michelle: a whiny little brat that always says "what's up dude" and "i want ice cream" in a high pitched glass shattering voice.

Stephanie: a know-it-all daddy's girl that tells horrible jokes and thinks she is so funny, (when in reality, she isn't!)

D(onna) J(o): oh mylanta, what can i say about her? she wears vertical waisted mom jeans up to her ribcage and has an annoying nasley laugh.

Kimmy Gibbler: an annoying and unfashionable clown that eats all the Tanner's food and goes through their mailbox. Their own personal stalker.

Danny: a hostile clean freak that is a host on wake up san Francisco. He's very geeky and his slogan is "talk loud and carry a dustbuster".

Jesse: an obsessed Elvis wannabee that uses uses about 5 lbs of hair crap a day and gives himself daily hair pep talks and thinks he's the greatest musician alive.

Joey: a stuck-in-the-past freak who lives in the Tanner's basement with all of his stuffed animals and Mr. Woodchuck.

Rebecca Donaldson: a woman who lives in the Tanner's attic. She likes to sing "Bad Boys" with a turkey baster and does the tornado, and she looks like a walking disaster....that stole Bozo's clothes.

Nicky and Alex: little twin freaks who constantly yell and scream and pout when yelled at.

Steve: AKA the walking garbage disposal.

house special 

House special is a street name for the painkiller Vicodin, so used due to a popular medical drama on the Fox TV network.
Sweet! My back hurt, so my doctor prescribed me the House special!
house special by ATiggerDarkly February 4, 2008

house spouse 

The person in a relationship that stays home.
After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.
house spouse by bnoice February 14, 2009

Housebouncing 

Pronounced 'h-ousebouncing'.

To go out on a Friday evening, moving from party to party, getting more and more drunk.
"Oi Trish, you look wankered!"
"Yeah Chasmine, I've been housebouncing all night!"
Housebouncing by joeiswellfitlike November 4, 2009

House orgy 

When at least 2 players of each team in a game during an in-house hockey league lose an edge all at once and run into eachother, lay on the ice wondering if they "hit" someone, and getting back up to perform some wicked house kovy snipes. But when travel players watch, they lol and chant "house orgy"
House player- "Dude i just rocked 3 guys!"
Other house player- "I saw dat! u r lieek gorge laroqs!1!!"

AAA player watching- "Hahahahaha hey rick come look at this, the house players ran into each other, its a house orgy!"
House orgy by Keystone Dangles July 22, 2010

House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
House Beating by RyKni October 31, 2012