hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup
"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"
by Numbox February 07, 2018
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hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.
"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"
by TheLolmighty January 10, 2014
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Hand oscillating

The process of spinning hands in the air to symbolize your sexual desires. The double hand spins represent jerking off and the double hands emphasizes the gay practice of such. This can all be put together when a girl does it to show that she wants to be done by multiple men at once. Typically in the mouth. She has an unquenchable thirst for semen.
Hey stop hand oscillating in Saga! That’s innapropriate!
by lliiilllging December 06, 2017
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clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.
Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.
by Faggot Bruce April 13, 2011
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Frazz hands

Like jazz hands, but frustrated. Hands out spread with fingers gyrating in an irritated way.
Jenny was so irritated by Bob's crap that the frazz hands came out.
by billfredtom September 21, 2011
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muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?
Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands
by muffinhands December 17, 2021
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hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime
Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed
by Xxann October 16, 2014
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