hand derps

When your partner is giving you a handjob but stops because there hand cramped and there to time to finish. Hi

I told her, I guess your hand derps.... I’ll finish myself off .

by Themaxx64 January 21, 2018

Frazz hands

Like jazz hands, but frustrated. Hands out spread with fingers gyrating in an irritated way.

Jenny was so irritated by Bob's crap that the frazz hands came out.

by billfredtom September 21, 2011

cougar hands

Hands of a cougar. Usually of a veiny, boney, witch like variety. Weathered many lonely nights with her B.O.B. Often used to pry the cork off fresh bottles of wine or to tear the innocence from unsuspecting party goers whom strayed from their pack.

Look out, that bitch Emily Cannon has cougar hands.

by Da Burger April 30, 2014

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks into your room to try and wake you up.

My sister tried to wake me up, but i was caught porn handed and my sister was scared

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

$10 hands

A term used for the hands of a person holding 40 quarters ($10) in their hands during a fight. This tactic is used to weight the fists and deliver heavier blows at the expense of overall speed so it is imperative to aim in advance for where the target will be. Synonyms include “bankers fists” “half dollar hollers” “steel palms”

“Billie is a big guy man are you sure you got this??”
“Don’t sweat it bro I’ve got some $10 hands ready for em”

by yup13 October 29, 2022

Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.

Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.

by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021

hand hammered

Being punched in the butthole.

Why are you walking funny Charline?
Last night I with Fred and got hand hammered, hard.

by screamingmeme32 November 1, 2014