bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.

I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.

by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022

meme factory

me

Where do you get all your memes from?

The meme factory

by meme factory April 5, 2022

Wow factor

Put simply, the wow factor is when a guy is really skinny and it makes his dick appear larger than it really is.

Saw Kevin Durant playing in the Nets game last night - that dude has the wow factor for sure.

by scalereaux April 14, 2022

Sausage factory

The hole in which the human body produces the bum sausage.

I just went to the toilet and made some massive bum sausages fresh from the sausage factory

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Nate factor

Its the concept of conflict between whether you should or shouldn't ask for help in the late stages of a task, when it typically should've already been done.

My Engineering is due in a week, should I implement the Nate factor or not?

by anonymous May 15, 2022

shamil factor

It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which now a part of most jobs in the private sector. It’s impact is most severe and observable in the professional working in the field of accounting and finance! It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!

Sally is under stress due to the shamil factor which is a result of the current financial year end and audit being held at the same time!

by UniqueInnovator June 19, 2022

Two Factor Authentication

A sex position where a person stimulates their partner by wriggling their index finger in their partner’s anus whilst wriggling their tongue in their partner’s nostril.

My boss made me undergo a two factor authentication before I could log into my computer.

by The Smooth Surface July 7, 2022