Dylan Sullivan

As a young boy in Sacramento, Dylan learned that he had the power to control dead babies. This skill helped get him through high school and he is now a successful yoga instructor. He has four boys and two boys.

"Man, that bitch totally rocked ass Dylan Sullivan with that tiger imagination."

by pattyflaps October 18, 2008

dylan bragdon

The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.

Dylan Bragdon, Brewer, Maine

by sevVvered April 28, 2014

Dylan Ludwig

Guy with an incredibly tiny microscopic penis; roughly the size of an ant. Get's no females, and has no hustle or grind. Is a lazy fat fuck, that smells like Cheetos and onions.

Damn Dylan Ludwig, you're a faggot !

by Phxntm June 27, 2017

dylan mills

awesome , sexy , hardcore

some sort of a black or pom background which means big genitals ;)

yeah bitchmothefucker thats dylan mills back up

by dtfamen May 3, 2011

dylan stephenson

A kid that just blends in

"You know dylan Stephenson right ?"
"Wait who ?"

by Whhs analogy December 3, 2016

Dylan G.

Strange kid that has Herpeaidabedis

Man that kid is weird, he must be named Dylan G.

by Eatdemhandscarl December 11, 2016

dylan parson

A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.

Dylan parson is a great guy, but hes a headass.

by sir nugglet cum dumpster April 7, 2017