suck my duck 

what new phones auto-correct to before you can turn auto-correct off.

Guy : Hey you wanna come over and suck my duck later baby? ;)
Girl : Um, what?
Guy : Suck my dick** sorry new phone :/
Girl : Still no.... :/

suck my duck by idiot_guy January 12, 2016

fuck a duck 

oh shit

fuck a duck! we're going to crash!

fuck a duck by Anonymous August 30, 2002

Angry Duck 

When you're doing a girl doggie style when you suddenly shove both index fingers into her ass then around and into her mouth, fish hooking her.

She then struggles and flaps about like a duck.

When she tries to talk it also comes out like a duck.

Chris: I was fucking Debs when suddenly i gave her an Angry Duck, she was well pissed.

Angry Duck by Shreds March 15, 2009

me duck

greeting, to a child (midland term)

don't wory 'me duck'...

me duck by Merlyn Black March 12, 2004

Ey up duck

A friendly greeting, often used in the West Midlands and North of England.

Used in typical conversation:

Emma: "Ey up duck, ows yer ma?" (Hello, how is your mother?)
Lee: "Shes alreet" (She is doing well)

Ey up duck by JB40k April 3, 2008

Suck my duck 

Alternative to suck my dick.

"Suck my duck bitch!"

Suck my duck by Bahamuta October 14, 2007

Queer Duck 

A show about a gay duck and his friends.

Queer Duck! He's Intellectual! Queer Duck! He's homosexual!

Queer Duck by GEM July 26, 2004