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Christmas

A day where the kids are acting like slave owners in the 1800s to Santa who is being treated like a cotton picker this very night. It is prophesied that he will eventually tell the kids to go fuck themselves and come to all of their houses and bring some zoophiles and tell the zoophiles that those kids are dogs. With a parents they get drunk and have gay sex with each other and eventually have an entire orgy dedicated to this day. On this day you can get drunk stoned laid or all three. Fat ass whores that dress like Mrs Claus like to twerk on people's cocks and these are random people so you bet they are to serve so they decide to hit the little b**** with a crowbar and then the b**** wakes up and rapes the man and it has a bunch of crackhead babies that try to sell people drugs it's just another day for Christmas.
"Ho ho ho kids you know what go f*** yourself"
"Hello there fellow baby want some Christmas drugs"
by Rockstarjoker March 11, 2022
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two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases
jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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Christmas Donat

That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.
Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D
by vikachou October 17, 2021
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christmas

george floyde
by Lovelife94 October 19, 2021
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Christmas pudding

Spunking over a solid poo.

Poo = pudding
Spunk = icing on top
Example: Steve, did you just go for a Christmas pudding?
by SEOMyers October 28, 2021
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its fucking christmas

tom: ey yo its fucking christmas

jhon: hohoho bitch
by fucking santa November 1, 2021
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Christmas

Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.
Christmas is one of a kind. Her presence is a blessing. For real.
by E1even July 13, 2021
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