Camila Cabello

A terrible, ugly, racist person that's completely irrelevant to everyone's life and should stop making music completely

Person A: "Oh my GOSH, turn that music off NOW. We don't allow Camila Cabello here!"
Person B: "Agreed, she's just a pathetic prick and her music's ass, it's so corny... And she's racist, rude to her fans and is EXTREMELY egotistical... Don't even get me started on the fact she probably has 'silly cars!!! :3' humour. Gosh, she's such a pathetic wanker."
Person A: "I'd rather be locked in a mental institution listening to the 67 song than hear Camila Cabello ever again!"

by the_eel_deal November 1, 2025

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.

Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.

by Scott Bon January 11, 2009

take a camel

A phrase, to do something in a way which is stereotypical of someone's race, culture, religion, ethnicity or nationality. Coined from Ann Coulter's reply to a Muslim student at a speech at a university in Ontario, when asked what mode of transport to take instead of planes or a magic carpet. Also taking a camel or taking the camel.

Person 1: Why are you trying to eat your steak with chopsticks? Don't take a camel mate. *hands knife and fork*
Person 2: Thanks.

by Raymond2010 - Jessie May 18, 2014

fuck my camel

An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".

Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.

by JackFoxRox March 18, 2016

Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.

I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch

by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 1, 2017

botox your camel

The beauty contest, launched in 2000, is a centerpiece of the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, in Saudi Arabia. It appears that to win the camel beauty contest, several have been caught and disqualified.

"When you botox your camel, don't forget to do the the nose, the lips, and even the jaw," Aqmed told his vet.

by knightwithoutarmoire January 24, 2018