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Bum Biscuit 

This is more specifically defined as accidental excretion in the standing position, where the faeces is squashed into flat pebbles by the buttocks. Assuming that it isnt too sticky and comes away whole, the biscuit may resemble a cookie, a jaffa cake or something bigger. Any identifiable food can prompt the addition to the name
sweetcorn bum biscuits are common

hwang cookies are usually found in seattle WA
Bum Biscuit by undemocraticarse August 25, 2009
Related Words
Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff

Bum Bottle 

A miniature bottle of alcohol, often referred to as an "airplane bottle", which contains 50ml, or about 1.7 oz of liquor.

A fave of street bums who panhandle for a couple of bucks and stumble into liquor stores for a "bottle".

People sneak these into events to slam instead of buying shots.
Let's go get some bum bottles for the concert. I'm not payin $10 a drink!
Bum Bottle by Jdink July 6, 2010

bum washing 

The sport of urinating on a derelicts. Considered a charitable deed in cold regions.
I am going bum washing, as soon as I get done with this definition.
bum washing by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Bum Angel 

When one leaves a sweaty arse imprint on leather or plastic upholstered seating.
Eeew, my hand just slid in the sweaty bum angel that girl left behind.
Bum Angel by Lake & Lyken May 12, 2011
Similar to a camel toe but, the ass version
Joe: Did you see that bum toe kelly had?

Dave: Yeah, that ass was bursting through them jeans.
bum toe by Bobby james April 15, 2014

bum gardner 

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss
"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"
bum gardner by tim gadd April 25, 2005