Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.

"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"

by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009

Smart bombs

Noun. Euphemism referring to a pair of female breasts, which, once activated, can be pointed at a male target and zero in on his most vulnerable area, rendering it under the control of his attacker. (Not his brain.)

knockers, hooters, boobs, tits, Smart bombs

by Queen of the Smart bombs September 23, 2009

cheque-bomb

Irresponsibly passing off an unknown cheque to another party when you do not actually know the cheque belongs to them, therefore leaving them unjustly accountable.

Ashley finds a cheque on her desk that does not belong to her.

"Crap, Chloe cheque-bombed me again!"

by Crookshanks October 22, 2009

rocker bomb

rockstar energy cola + jager = delicious!

hey bro were mixing rocker bombs for the party tonight get over here!

by shadowman9 May 7, 2011

Copy Bomb

To enter a large number of copies on the copy (xerox) machine and walk away. The next unsuspecting person to use the machine will receive an exorbitant number of copies.

Office Guy #1: Hey watch the machine, I'm gonna copy bomb the next guy.
Office Guy #2: ....

by Briep December 7, 2010

dilly bomb

adjective: amazingly delicious

noun: a type of garlic bread

examples:

That chicken salad is the dilly bomb!

Can we make the dilly bomb garlic bread with dinner tonight?

by hotsaucedillybomb December 15, 2010

Walsh-Bomb

an explosive young tike that is always down for an ession. when agrovated can expand in size by up to 75%. Anyone who enjoys yelling abuse out of car windows.

Jerry to Pedestrian: OI CUNT WATCH YOUR FUCKEN BACK!

Matt: you are such a Walsh-Bomb

by chickmagnet92 August 3, 2010