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Hot-blocked

The blocking of your view of someone hot by someone not so hot.
I was enjoying staring at this '10' when a '3' with a mole on its face totally hot-blocked me. By the time the 3 had waddled away the 10 had gone. What a waste.
by ben June 9, 2017
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Stalk Block

A deliberate, pre-planned, appreciated cock block.
When you play chaperone to a friend who is the target of someone's unrequited interest.

When you tag along so a friend isn't alone with a creeper.

When you beg a friend not to leave you alone with an overeager suitor you are socially obligated to endure.
"We need to stalk block for David at happy hour. Deborah from accounting is really making him nervous."

"I can't leave yet. I said I would stalk block for Emma until Patrick leaves the party."

"Will you come with me to my brother's birthday party? I need some serious stalk blocking because his friends are the worst."
by MouthFullOfBees March 22, 2016
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anal block

When someone is in jail and drops the soap so they bend over to pick it up. When they get a Dick in their ass they simply shit to avoid the anal rape.
Your in jail and need to take a shit hold it in for if/when you get anal raped so you can anal block the rape.
by NakedHelper January 12, 2014
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blocking bully

A blocking bully in is a term for a person that blocks players shots in a basketball game more than 3 times in one game . If you do the requirement more than 10 games you can consider yourself a blocking bully .
Examples of a blocking bully is Hakeem Olajuwon , Dikembe Mutombo , Kareem Abdul-Jabbar , Hassan Whiteside , Kristaps Porzingis , Lebron James , And Jayden Hockenberry
by KingBoi02 May 2, 2018
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boss block

when you set your facebook privacy settings to prevent your boss from seeing your wall posts or pictures.
Boss: I was going to wish Katie a happy birthday on facebook, but it looks like she doesn't even have a wall.

Employee: You've been boss blocked!
by gg-ma August 25, 2010
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Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.
Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.
by smalltowncitygirl July 2, 2014
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Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,
Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"
by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021
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