Biastard

A substitute for bastard when you don't want to say it, or want to put a gangstafied spin on it.
Equivalent of the calling a woman a "Biatch" when you really mean "bitch"

That girl is a biatch, that guy is a biastard

by sexssive January 15, 2011

Basstard

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Bass" over the "Guitar" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Guitard

Joe: I am playing Bass, the Guitar is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Basstard, We can switch every other song

by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009

Bastardised English

What the stupid, inbred, hygiene deficient, snaggle-toothed limeys speak.

I know it probably pisses you guys off that we've come farther in 250 years than you could in about 250,000, but find some country in Africa to be mad at.

It's "aloo-mi-num", not "aloo-mi-ni-um"; "jag-war", not "jag-you-are"; and "toothpaste", not "what the hell is that stuff"?

by John Heinz Kerry November 11, 2004

Filthy Pig Bastards

A term used to describe misbehaved teenage boys who's mother has just got done going through menopause.

You three filthy pig bastards better cut the shit, or I'll bash this frying pan across your head.

by Imacdaddy April 24, 2006

Basterd

A terd with a degree in Grammar or Granma.

For those who say irregardless basterd makes sense.

by chasbro August 22, 2009

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003

bastardised

Being a bastared.

That dude is really bastardised.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003