hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Aryan driving

The process of driving fast while also using your phone to traverse a playlist filled with music that you blare through your stereo into the passengers ears.

Sam was Aryan driving again

by Oricke October 27, 2025

Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.

by Britishdriver April 5, 2024

Drive By Sticky

The act of driving up to your ops house with your comrade, getting out of the car, and placing a sticky note onto their property, and drive away.

Extra points if in fursuit

“Wanna do a drive by sticky later? Let’s put it on Jackie’s flagpole, we can write about Jesus”

by RJwazhere April 28, 2024

Stanfordam Drive

Sams house.. Ong

Get the Stanfordam drive Mug

by Deadliestdave11 May 2, 2024

Self-Driving

Not possible without A.I. but you can't figure out how to actually put it in things yet because retarded.

Hym "I could probably get that to work, by the way. Self-Driving? I've been working on a way to circumvent the energy issues (which the reason you can't put A.I. into things yet according to Sabine Hossenfelder). I could probably get it into stuff."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024