to alber someone

to rek someone so hard that you almost can't express it in words. almost.

to alber someone (verb):

- damn son, you just got albered.
- don't make me alber you

by university of princeton December 3, 2015

maddy albury

She is a shit cunt with one arm and can’t ride a bike

Maddy Albury is a shit cunt

by Pseudond September 11, 2018

Kailey Albright

A girl who eats like a pig and thinks she knows everything but she is actually annoying.

Hey you know that girl Kailey Albright?
Yea bro she knows everything.

by daddy albright July 4, 2019

Acting Albuquerque

The byproduct behavior of generation after generation of incest amongst themselves. Everybody is ghetto, thinks they are better than others. Yet are still broke and on food stamps with no other options. Upssesed with and red and green sauce on everything. They brush their teeth with it. Everyone has ghetto arm tattoos and gauges. The females are whores and the men think they’re the best fuckin thing on the planet. People are such dead beets they only look forward to in life is party and drugs. And incest.

You’re acting Albuquerque! Stop it right now!

by Dildotrump November 26, 2020

Brighton & Hove Albion

Brighton and Hove Albion is the pride of the south coast of England. The club, who play at the Falmer Stadium (currently known as the AMEX Stadium), don't have a history of trophies, but a history full of ups and downs.

Archer, Stanley and Bellotti almost saw Brighton relegated from the Football League in 1997, but two historic matches against Doncaster Rovers and Hereford saw the club survive relegation. The game against Doncaster saw the club's last game at their home of nearly 100 years, the Goldstone Ground. Stuart Storer's goal pulled Brighton into 23rd, meaning that a point away to bottom the league Hereford on the last day of the season would keep them up. With Hereford 1-0 up and Brighton set to be relegated, Robbie Reinelt equalised in the second half to keep the Albion alive.
And then, 20 years later, what was thought to be impossible, happened. On the 17th April 2017, Brighton beat Wigan Athletic 2-1 at the AMEX to all but secure promotion to the Premier League for the 2017/18 season. The promotion was then mathematically secured that same day, as 3rd placed Huddersfield Town drew at Derby County.
As of November 6th 2020, Potter's blue and white army sit 16th after 7 games, with a total of 5 points, being managed by Graham Potter.

1: You're a Brighton & Hove Albion fan?
2: Yeah, of course I am! Not too sure about Graham Potter though.

by uhhhbaguette November 6, 2020

Albin

The sometimes frothy, usually slimy, amalgam of lubricant, stray fecal matter, and ejaculate that leaks out of the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal intercourse.

Rene was covered in Albin after a night of "good shape" intercourse.

by reneslover December 8, 2016

New Albany

A town near columbus ohio. Most people that live near new albany but not exactly in it consider it to be the town of "rich bitches". The people in New Albany actually tend to be very nice. Not everyone is rich either. Altough a lot are rich, there are a lot of "average" people. People in New Albany like to shop, normally at a local mall "Easton". New Albany has a pretty good track team as well as a football team. Most people think students at NAMS (New Albany middle school) and NAHS (New Albany high school) are preppy. A lot are considered "slutty" or "emo" which is true. These kind of people override the normal kids.

Those chicks are from New Albany

by GahannaGirl June 19, 2006