How most people say "Did You Call Me?"
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Slow the fuck down when you talk and you won't sound like such a German!
Kevin: "Jew call me last night?"
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
Corey: "Please slow down when you talk Kevin. You just said the word jew."
by M Dogg March 25, 2005
Get the jew call memug. A Brazilian Steakhouse that serves only Kosher meats.
We were going to go to Fogo de Chao but Phil got bent out of shape because he's jewish and can't eat any pork. He insisted that we go to Fogo de Jew instead.
by dirtyjeff March 26, 2009
Get the Fogo de Jewmug. An exclamtion used to describe being at a parade in celebration of a sports team's championship, when:
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
a) you are not a fan of said team
b) your Jew friends that are real fans are not there with you
c) both a and b
"You have no idea how pissed I am that you were there. You don't even like them."
"Parade trumps Jew."
"Parade trumps Jew."
by ParadeTrumpsJew June 22, 2009
Get the Parade Trumps Jewmug. by The child master March 11, 2018
Get the Your mom a jewmug. When your friend invites you to a bar-b-que for beer, burgers, and dogs, but supplies crappy, generic hamburger meat, cheep beer, and then asks you to pitch in 10 bucks when you're finished eating.
-How was the memorial day bar-b-que at mike's place the other night?
-It was a total jew-b-que. Hamburger meat from a tube, natty light, and diet shasta. Then he asked me for ten bucks!
- That sucks!
-It was a total jew-b-que. Hamburger meat from a tube, natty light, and diet shasta. Then he asked me for ten bucks!
- That sucks!
by Graham Thiel May 26, 2008
Get the Jew-B-Quemug. The 4th of each month when Jewish mothers meet to get their hair done and lie about how successful their children are. The embellishment escalates as the conversation moves down the line resulting in a case of one-upsmanship that ultimatly leads to all things said a complete fabrication
Golde: My son just passed the boards and the bar so he's a Doctor Lawyer.
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie
by MindGrapes September 4, 2016
Get the 4th of Jew Liemug. To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
A: "the pig costs $10"
B: "I'll give you $5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold"
B Walks Away.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
B: "I'll give you $5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold"
B Walks Away.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
by Darth Brak December 28, 2007
Get the jewing them downmug.