Coffee Tar Shit

When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee

I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"

by anonymous April 26, 2022

the shitest shit cunt

His name is Paul 😂

That Paul is the shitest shit cunt 😂

by The shit cunt April 27, 2022

CrazyBowser type shit

When something is some crazybowser shit

"Yo, that looked like some CrazyBowser type shit!"

by Cadio!! May 1, 2022

CrazyBowser type shit

When something relating to CrazyBowser is mentioned or shown.

"Dude, that was some CrazyBowser type shit."

by Cadio!! May 1, 2022

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Schrodinger's shit

The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.

Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.

Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.

by ThatGuy2410 May 8, 2022

MAN im fucking shit at chess

Meaning your shit at chess

person1: MAN Im fucking shit at chess

person2: fuck off

by HehMan May 8, 2022