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Your mom

Bitch is your mom and your mom is a bitch and it looks like candice.
by anonymous December 26, 2021
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Your mom

A hot woman

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by mikusmushroom on tiktok December 28, 2021
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youre

You need an apostrophe before the R, you degenerate.
John - youre so stupid
Alex - That's ironic.
by FemurPNG December 29, 2021
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your mom

your mom is a modern youngster "joke" with the kids
by Gratzia Ballz December 29, 2021
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On your dick heavily

When a person or people are constantly never taking your side and always tell you they not on someone else side because they hate on you
These niggas are on your dick heavily they never take your side because they are haters
by Jaden MCcarter December 29, 2021
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your mom

1. your mom's so fat that when she gets in the elevator it has to go down
2. your mom's so stupid that she made you
3. your mom's so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye
by poopypants420.69 March 30, 2022
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Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention
Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me
by Niggalini March 31, 2022
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