bakers shit

a shit so creamy and thick, if placed in a pastry bag it could be used to decorate a cake
dude, i just took a 4 star bakers shit.
by squid_x January 12, 2021
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mad pigeon shit

this term is used when a individual is acting bookie sketchy or unsafe when doing an act
person 1: i'v just lit a firework in to my neighbors window

person 2: that's some mad pigeon shit
by Toxic_Geordie January 05, 2022
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noodly shit

A pasta dish made of various noodles, coated in a bland sauce of unknown origin.

May or may not contain other bits of sundry vegetables, cheese or mystery meat.

Best served drizzled with a tomato coulis (ketchup/catsup/tomato sauce)

A staple in many homes it can be made from scratch, or a commercial mix. See hamburger helper
I would just love me some of that noodly shit for dinner!
by Aqua~mom May 25, 2017
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shit dem

bro: yo look at dat ting over dere
me: shit dem she’s got bunddaaaaa
by i.forgot.my.name October 01, 2020
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Interstate shit distributer

A complete fuckin asshole who drives any new (2015-present) cars. Unarguably the most aggressive drivers on the highway. Most commonly Honda, BMW, Audi, Toyota etc who will chase you down the road, ride your ass for several miles, break check you, and cut your ass off even if you have done nothing. Most commonly in Los Angeles CA and worst of all Phoenix AZ. They are the main cause for most accidents especially if drunk, baked, or tweaked out. Total dickheads.
Good Driver: omg get the fuck off my ass dude *flips bird* and yells YOU FATHERFUCKING INTERSTATE SHIT DISTRIBUTER!!!!!

Interstate shit distributer aggressively around him and either makes a face or swears at him Then gets in front of him and slams the breaks.

Driver 2: YOU ARE ON VIDEO ASSHOLE!!!!
by Jpizzle2110 August 02, 2020
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I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4
Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.
by Lyrical Lemonade April 03, 2023
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Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.
PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.
by Princest May 18, 2021
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