shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

Shit

To be cobracoy

“Man, I died again!? I’m shit..”

by Cobracoy November 29, 2023

plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.

I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.

by kittenlazor March 7, 2014

Shit Rumble

Similiar to a death rattle, shit rumble is when your stomach gurgles when you have diarrhea, as a threat to find the nearest toilet before you run out of time and your asshole betrays you.

I just got the shit rumble, im afraid for my life

by Torbalan March 16, 2024

shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022