shit nuggets

tiny poops

Can't believe all the shit nuggets I released after eating that lobster pizza...

by anonymous September 28, 2023

Shit Rack

The "shit rack" is a term used to describe where a person places themselves when they are "settling" within a relationship. This often is derived from incompatabilities between a partner and resentment often builds towards the person that isn't on the clearance rack. If you sell yourself cheap, you will end up broke???

"I feel like I've put myself on the shit rack while dating Scott. I know my worth; duh I could do so much better! He also shusshes me from time to time and has the worst wandering of eye of all time. I'm tired of entertaining clowns! Fuck this, I'm putting my crown back on waving to Scott from the shit rack. I'm out"!!!!

by Cappy C April 27, 2023

Shit

Liquid shit that pours out of your anus like a waterfall!!

HOLY SHIT!!! HELL HAS BROKE LOOSE IN THE BATHROOM!!

by heyheyhey888 May 11, 2018

Shit

A beautiful homeless guy that sounds like kermet the frog

Ur a piece of shit

by Aisisivyvbys w wowodc May 22, 2018

Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified

"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"

by MrWazzer October 15, 2021

Shit in Your Ass

An act of dominance.

I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.

by tooters222444 February 12, 2022

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021