a dirty Lars is when you can't lto figure out if you're on Pandora woman but you know for a fact you're something that isn't normal
by Tristan olen padgett November 29, 2020

by Ibuiltthatfire September 21, 2023

When you skip and get held back in a grade while you are having a relationship with the math teacher in kindergarten and the English teacher marries the math teacher you like
by MagnetKid897654321 January 4, 2022

by dirty ludvig March 28, 2022

by master god lord and savior February 18, 2021

When goods (breakfast burritos, misc drugs, booze, power tools, etc) or services (lawn mowing, furniture moving, shoveling etc) are exchanged for sexual favors enjoyed by both parties. It’s sexy, everyone is a winner, but it does require an act of service prior to any sexual activity.
I asked Dan over for a dirty Lindsey last night, he came over and mowed my lawn and then I gladly gave him a blowjob of appreciation. I think we both had a great time and an enjoyable evening. . Plus my yard looks amazing !
by Suckysucky6969 June 9, 2022

by EdgyptiAn rusty balls May 19, 2022
