Hackney new school is the shittest school in Hackney and all the teachers thete are dickheads and 70% of them smoke cigarettes and drink coffe
Her:ay i heard teachers in hackney new school dont brush their teeth
Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell
Him: yh they dont they suck dick aswell
by Yhyhtrapz45 December 24, 2020
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Get the school fire mug.Westminster is a prestigious boarding school located in Simsbury, Connecticut. Despite the school’s size of less than 450 students, Westminster boasts an impressive athletic program including recent New England champion swim, soccer, softball and field hockey teams. These successes aside, Westminster is frequently embarrassed by their Avon Old Farms rivalry game, one they have unfortunately never won. This doesn’t matter, though, because they are always outshone by Westminster’s fantastic girls hockey program. Other prep schools like to shit on Westminster, but that’s just because they’re mad everyone at their school is depressed and Westy isn’t. An aspect of Westminster that highlights how much of a family the school really is is the fact that the head and junior prefect are in love with each other but just don’t know it yet, and are frequently referred to as ‘Mr. And Mrs. Head Prefect’. For housing, students have two options: brand new, clean dorms with lots of natural light, or Cushing or Alumni.
Westy Girl 1: did you hear that Westminster School just beat Loomis in hockey!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
Westy girl 2: yes! I’m so glad we didn’t have a filmed orgy at our school.
Westy girl 1: same. I’m so excited for the stud tonight!
by Meandmyhoes April 1, 2023
Get the Westminster School mug.A place that has not really changed much over the centuries, comparable to a prison with an extra budget to teach you useless and useful bits of information that you may or may not use in the future.
Depending on where you live, school can be really underfunded, either because the government could not give a shit, or it is state funded, which means it depends on how much tax is paid by the people living nearby.
Shitty policies in general are fucking annoying, for example, the zero-tolarance rule. "You shouldn't fight back" Yes, most of the time you shouldn't, but do I really want to get beaten to the ground and humiliated? No, of course not, so please quit lecturing us.
Depending on where you live, school can be really underfunded, either because the government could not give a shit, or it is state funded, which means it depends on how much tax is paid by the people living nearby.
Shitty policies in general are fucking annoying, for example, the zero-tolarance rule. "You shouldn't fight back" Yes, most of the time you shouldn't, but do I really want to get beaten to the ground and humiliated? No, of course not, so please quit lecturing us.
Another Shit School Policy,
Teacher 1: I'am getting sick and tired from all students not listening to the no jewelry rule, so we will confiscate all banned jewelry,
Student 1: Slightly shitty yet justifiable rule, but ok,
Teacher 1: We will be banning jewelry from now on for TWO WEEKS!
Student 1: -angry muttering-
Teacher 1: I'am getting sick and tired from all students not listening to the no jewelry rule, so we will confiscate all banned jewelry,
Student 1: Slightly shitty yet justifiable rule, but ok,
Teacher 1: We will be banning jewelry from now on for TWO WEEKS!
Student 1: -angry muttering-
by JustAnotherGuest May 3, 2021
Get the School mug.you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
by hehehe dude May 20, 2019
Get the hickory elementary school mug.Wisconsin or Alabama? Who knows! Chances are half the school is related to the person you just slept with but who cares? You’ve slept with them all too. Where V cards work like debit cards and everyone’s scrambling for one last juul rip. As for sports, the only one worth your time is football (but let’s be honest, you’re only there for the two players who carry the team). And most importantly, remember, these hicks aren’t afraid to kick your ass with their farming boots.
Brian: Dude I slept with Lindsay and Maddy!
Jake: No way me too
Brian: Wait aren’t you all cousins?
Jake: Eh who cares, this is G.E.T high school. (yeehaw!)
Jake: No way me too
Brian: Wait aren’t you all cousins?
Jake: Eh who cares, this is G.E.T high school. (yeehaw!)
by (get high) school November 19, 2019
Get the G.E.T high school mug.Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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