Piece of Shit

Writing paper material flushed down the toilet causing drain pipe pluggage

Homeowner:
My toilet won't flush. I think there is a blockage. Please clear the pipe.

Plumber:
The drain pipe is cleared. We found written documents that caused the blockage. Who in their right mind tries to flush paperwork down a toilet?

Homeowner:

A Piece of Shit

by ND86MBW February 18, 2022

shit bit

when you get bit by a mosquito while shitting

Beyoncé got shit bit this morning!

by mauruje May 25, 2022

no dickriding shit

To say that you aren't favoring the other person because you like them or you want them to like you.

ARGUING
Kenton:"That's why you stupid as fuck you even told me you got all Fs!"
Caleb: "You lying like a motherfucker, Louis did I say that?"
Louis: "No dickriding shit but I remember you sayin that."

by Juicy_Jay December 5, 2019

Pack a shit

NZ slang for throw a wobbly, pack a sad; however not as common.

Don't do that, he'll pack a shit.
Joe's broken his phone, and now he's packed a shit.

by ckulsen January 9, 2020

culo creamy shit

culo

culo creamy shit nigga

by ARetardedPerson August 29, 2022

shit

what comes out your ass

I've just took a shit

by sgratia March 8, 2019

shit polliwoging

Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(

Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.

by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018