turned up

when you change a number on a dial from 0 to 1

Jeff: You should've turned up that dial
Bob: Fuck you
Jeff: Yeet

by YeetMaster123 December 25, 2018

Bust up

Smoke a joint

Yo, Adrian! I got some stankweed, wanna bust up?

by Lamprey Pie December 25, 2018

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Poss up

To get really drunk or giddy and back flip into bins or other objects.

"Danielle had a right poss up lastnight, went fully hype"

by saussoj December 30, 2018

Weighter-up

When you move a ten in weight

Guys I went from 89lbs to 90 lbs I weighter-uped #biggains

by Ndkdlfnfkfnfkfkkdk January 2, 2019

Womening Up

womening up
Verb

when you wake up with a hangover and notice all the women In your bed after your drunken new years sexcapade the previous night

Bro this morning I was womening up after the party and your sister was there

by BigBoiBragl January 2, 2019

You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.

Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!

by The only big Mike January 2, 2019