Tamp-punt

While playing soccer, one may run at full speeds towards a female who has possesion of the ball. While being on her "time of the month", the player will attempt to kick the soccer ball away from the hormonal female, miss, and punt her right in the vagina. Unfortunately, she will be wearing a tampton. The impact feels as though the tamp has been lodged deep into your vaginal crevaces.

Kris- "Lookout, Brianne, I'm comin for the ball!"
Brianne- "Go easy on me, my uterus is about to explode!"

Kris runs as fast as a speeding train, attempts to kick the ball, misses and boots brianne right in her twat.

Brianne - "OOOWW!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! YOU TAMP-PUNTED ME!!!"
Kris - "Whoops."

by aantlion August 10, 2009

Tampon Ten

Illest bad ass underground un-signed group in the UK. Something heard of a big project going down in summer, all top secret.

It's tampon Ten, minus the one we be packing the nines, Soldier and Mr Cypha-grimes, droppin rhymes, all the times.

by Confidential March 28, 2004

tamponator

A person who inserts a tampon into what ever orifice they can eagerly find on another person; with or without the consent of that other person.

If you ever come in contact with a tamponator be sure to close your legs and mouth, at least.

by Timothy July 8, 2004

Irish Tampon

When you take a nice Irish Lass, and put her naked body up in the air. Then you take a nice bottle of irish wiskey and put in her clean shaven pussy and shake it. Then you put your mouth around her clean shaven pussy and suck it out.

Karina was so hot last nite and we were in the mood for an Irish Tampon. Man did it taste so good. I just love those Irish tampons.

by Frank M Smith October 18, 2009

Cincinnati Trampoline

A variation of the trampoline, whereas the mouth of the participating female is defecated in and the male participant then proceeds to insert his penis into the inner cheek area in a trampoline fashion.

In a flash, Rick was performing the Cincinnati trampoline with Jean at the drive in theatre.

by TickleMeNutsack November 12, 2010

tampa

a word created by the man himself jayjeezy

pitting your pp in a cat
thats tampa.

by yung coochi December 26, 2019

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003