Toe Jam And Earl

A funky game i used to play on the Sega as a kid.
New and more modern versions have been released since the Playstation arrived.
The inventors of the game intend to spread funk to every corner of the known universe.
And that they have.

Toe Jam And Earl is sexy.

by MotherBitchBillie January 27, 2008

pink toe

A man who has a dick as pink as his girlfriends vagina

John has a big pink toe

by Jake possum May 6, 2015

Poor Man's Toe

From a mishearing of portmanteau , a "poor man's toe" is when someone mishears a word or phrase and tries to use it incorrectly in a later conversation.

Cyrus: "Guesstimate. It's a portmanteau."

Enrique: "Oh cool."

(later that night)

Enrique: "Guesstimate. It's a poor man's toe."

Alex: "Ha! You beaner."

by atforpres November 26, 2010

Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.

Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.

by David13 February 17, 2009

sussy impostor with toes

the ultimate nightmare fuel
the absolutely fuckin jacked buff shredded sus impostor who has toes and happens to also be very sussy

yooo abdul is a sussy impostor with toes

by sussypawbas August 11, 2021

Necrophiliac sucking toes

Someone who likes to have sexual intercourse with dead bodies and sucking on there toes.

"oh did you hear the other day Oliver is a necrophiliac sucking toes which means be has sex with a dead body I also found out he sucks there toes dead or alive"

by Oliver bregazzi December 28, 2021

Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

by MudOnMe November 5, 2011