Captain Enriques

Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;

1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.

2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.

3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.

Hey Trevor!?

Yea?

The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.

Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.

Thanks Trevor.

by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013

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Captain Dominick

Someone with an unsatisfiable desire for cock in and around their bodily orifices.

Wow, I love cock so much, I’m like a Captain Dominick.

by MicrowaveMaster69 September 29, 2021

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Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

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Captain Kuro solos

Captain kuro solos and he is the goat.

"Captain Kuro solos the entire animeverse"

by ImLowkeyJustAChillGuy June 14, 2025

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Captain Kidde

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.

I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

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Captain Fun

This is the strongest being in the universe. God may pray to chazi but chazi prays to Captain Fun. Captain fun lays down justice and fun to all wrong doers.

God: chazi help us

Chazi: hold on let me ask captain fun

by MemesandTrees September 17, 2020

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