Two pees and a tripod

When you tie your girlfriend/significant other to a bed, set up a tripod, and piss twice on them. Also heard in 'Roman's Revenge' by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
EMINEM: So finally, I broke down and bought her an iPod, and caught her stealin' my music. So I tied her arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera and pissed twice on her. Look, two pees and a tripod!
by RainbowSocks12 June 30, 2011
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Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
by sex canada May 17, 2009
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Two Week Rule

When one friend wants to hook up with someone but lacks the courage to do it, the other friend gives them two weeks to do it before they jump in and hook up with said person.
Courtney: I've been talking to this guy for weeks and I want to hook up with him so bad!

Jackie: Two week rule! Do it or I will.
by ladydestroyer November 09, 2011
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one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.
"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."
by D. Gould September 13, 2006
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Two Way Lunch

A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.
Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.
by The Mysterious Jed November 18, 2009
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Meat and two veg

Another word for a manโ€™s junk
The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg
by ShawnyD20 May 23, 2019
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