Pulling a jones

Finding any possible excuse to cover your ass when you done goofed and/or trying to sham out of anything.

Private 1: Do you see Snuffy over there talking to sergeant?

Private 2: Yea, he’s definitely pulling a jones *smh*

by Pickle riiiiick January 11, 2018

Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings

stop being a greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

Deanna Jones

A girl that takes you places whenever you get inside of her.

"I knew this girl named Deanna that married a Jones. Any time I got inside her, I was in Deanna Jones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023

Jones

A fucking dip shit who loves sucking and sitting on ducks. He's a gay peice of shit

Hey Payton Jones sit on my dick

by Pussyfooker December 5, 2017

Hunter Jones

a very good looking person, very cute, has a really good personality, and is a sweetheart and is the sweetest being, and is a very sporty person. and is practically perfect

Wow he’s a hunter jones!
he can never be a hunter jones.
did you see hunter jones?

by balut1010 January 26, 2020

Pulling a jones

When someone complains about life in a sarcastic way as a cry for attention, even when their life is good

He's complaining how he can't afford a PS4 and a Macbook in the same month. Talk about pulling a jones, am I right!

by Tseug February 21, 2015

Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023