polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Pollenemesis

A specific flowering plant whose pollen causes severe hay fever in an individual. Its flowering season is dreaded by that individual every Spring.

"It's only March and I want to claw my eyes out. My pollenemesis must be in bloom."

by qpkarl April 18, 2019

pollenera

Coolest type of person you could meet. Legit funny and easy going, Super nice and hella easy to vibe with.

Dude Pollenera is Lit, why haven’t you brought them around before ?

by Babe0096 July 30, 2019

Polish up the toke

To improve the inhale of a bong rip. Gotta be at least 10 seconds.

Dude you really need to polish up the toke. That was a pussy hit bro

by NickBob123 August 16, 2019

Pillsbury showdown

Getting your belly button filled up with multiple jizz loads

During my gangbang everyone gave me a pillsbury showdown to see who could fill my belly button up first

by Stout biscuit August 22, 2019

Polish monster

A giant penis, like a large fat polish sausage

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!

by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019

Polishitstain

A politician whose best contribution to society would be if they were to cut their foot on a sharp rock and go swimming in shark-infested waters.

Did you see who the almighty Cheeto just hired on to be part of his cabinet? No, but I'm pretty sure they're another "Polishitstain."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019