Piss Brain

(n) The distracted mental state resulting from a serious need to urinate. Usually resulting in a delay to relieving said need.

I totally screwed up the last 3 answers on the exam because I had Piss Brain.

My Piss Brain was so acute I had a hard time unzipping my pants.

by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

piss the stick

To take a home pregnancy test.

Worried about potentially being pregnant, Jessica went to the bathroom to piss the stick.

by raveninaforest August 31, 2010

pissing dog

A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.

Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog

by Brohtuiyuuby October 15, 2015

piss twister

One who is full of themselves and a smartypants

That guy over there, with the big mouth: he's such a piss twister

by Ma Golden December 3, 2007

lightning piss

when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.

dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"

by NO ONE! May 22, 2006

Piss Pudding

When the scat goes too far. And a bit of piss comes out in her front porch.

Reece: Yeah, don't you dare take the mickey outta my girls piss pudding. You fuckin' slag.

by Shwifty Minion Power April 25, 2019

piss-sitter

Someone that sits down to pee.

Wtf dude, I aint no piss-sitter, I'm a typical male.

by Piss-stander November 28, 2006