Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously

On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation

by Rackshawer July 14, 2010

Pirate Smoker

Some one who gets captured by pirates and is forced to pleasure the crew while on voages.(Suck the pirates dicks or smoke them.)

1)While on a raid the salty sea pirates capturd some people with big lips to make sure that they dont get bored while sailing the pacific.
2)I wish I was a pirate with some pirate smokers on my ship.

by somenakedguy May 4, 2006

Butt-Pirate of the Carribean

Any person(s) who have commited acts of anal(s) sex(es), or has simply popped their collar for the arousment of other men.

Space Mountain? But I dont want to ride it! Last time, I got stuck in between those Butt-Pirates of the Carribean!

by Willis21McGahee September 9, 2005

Butt Pirate

one who leaves behind original friends for a couple days and/or weeks to hang out with one kid continulously as if he wants to bum fuck them.

"Wow haven't seen Shaun lately."

"He just became a Butt Pirate for Alex"

"Poor Shaun..."

by mahbawlsarebitchin October 15, 2008

pirate

When you hit a cow at 70mph in your burgandy pearl

Shanty Moses my cars a write off....i just did a pirate!!!

by Johnny Goodtime January 3, 2008

colon pirate

A silly faggot that only likes it up the ass and loves the taste of cum.

Scott Glynn is a fucking colon pirate and after the man ejactulates he likes to stick a straw up there and slurp it out.

by ohara December 16, 2004

smelly pirate hooker dandlebug

Good and Bad depends on who you are talking to. Means Bitch or baby.

BAD:Dont look at my butt, your sucha smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

GOOD:You shouldnt hav given me this your so nice that your a smelly pirate hooker dandlebug!

by garrett198 February 12, 2007