foaming pipes 

n. The act of jizzing in a girl's mouth and having it subsequently come out of her nose by laughing or coughing.

I gave this girl the foaming pipes and she said her sinuses are all fucked up now.

foaming pipes by jimmy ivory March 26, 2004

Unclogging the pipes 

1. It is another way of saying male masturbation.

2. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long?
Person b: sorry man, was unclogging the pipes.
Person a: That's disgusting.
(Applies to both definitions)

Unclogging the pipes by Obligatory Dick Joke May 5, 2015

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline 

It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline

Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.

Global Warming Alaskan pipeline by William Roberts January 5, 2020

alasken pipeline 

When a woman takes a dump in a condom then places it into the freezer for a later time to pound her snatch with it.

Holly Anne sure loves to do the alasken pipeline on her new web cam.

alasken pipeline by stevenpeedonyourface June 5, 2009

loud pipes 

cars that make that loud noise wit tha pipes. almost always being flashy with tha nice rims, a nice paint job, interior etc. made famous by the Cash Money Millionaires

"Loud pipes big rims whodi that's how I like it" -Lil Wayne

loud pipes by INfaMousgUrL2002 August 1, 2004

Elastic Pipeline 

When a male dumps into a condom and then freezes it. then uses it as a dildo on a female.

baby, lets take the elastic pipeline out of the freezer and use it.

Elastic Pipeline by Johnathon Degrace June 19, 2009

Cleaning out his pipes 

-a more sophisticated way of saying "sucking him dry". Basically, men are continually producing semen, and after several days the urge to cum becomes unbearable. So his gf/wife makes him ejaculate via fellatio/intercourse (the ejaculation is often both powerful and plentiful), then blows him for several more minutes, sucking out the rest of his love juice and swallowing it. The last steps are highly recommended to insure he is completely dry and empty.

-"Pipes" refer to the long, twisting canals of the interior male genitalia.

Daniel had gone to the East Coast to visit grad schools and did not get a chance to masturbate even ONCE during the trip. When he got back to Berkeley, Jamie, his fiancee, sensed he needed to shoot badly so she sat him down and immediately got to work cleaning out his pipes.

Cleaning out his pipes by G-Fang January 2, 2009