goo piping

The act of masturbating into a sink.

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.

by mike charter May 5, 2024

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011

smacking pipes

When 2 or more guys have a “sword fight” with their dongs however unlike a sword fight, smacking pipes ain’t gay.

“I heard you and jonhathan had a sword fight last night, that’s pretty gay”
“Nah, we were just smacking pipes so it’s aight”

by XineOhp January 10, 2018

The Open Pipe

A man with the girl knowing puts anal bead standing up and when she sits on em they'll ram up her ass then he rips em out leaving a pipe sized hole

Girl:Ow that hurts like hell
Guy: Sorry it's just the open Pipe maneuver

by Craopycraopy January 20, 2021

in the pipe 5x5

Where viper will put you if you piss him off

Viper's got you in the pipe 5x5

by DAKFCBOl June 20, 2021

Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.

Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.

by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021

Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”

Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-

by yourface019 January 9, 2021